Possible Network Homes For OTALIA

Chin up, OTALIA fans.  I know the illumination has dimmed a few watts, but there is a guiding light at the end of this tunnel.  The word on the street is that CBS cancelled the show, not Procter and Gamble, and they are shopping around alternatives.

Could this mean there could be a possibility of franchising the Beacon and moving  its operation to Oakdale?  Seems like a possibility.  OTALIA makes our universe turn, why not their world?  Wait, that might not work, ATWT already has a same-sex super couple, and history shows that small soap towns never have more than one or two gay people.  But wait, perhaps Doris can come with them and start a commune.

The girls could always move with Emma to the Logo Network.  They could start their own gay family dramedy series called ONE.  Three women, Olivia, Natalia, and Emma, working as one family unit, just trying to get by on the farm.  Or, you could add in Doris once again and call it DONE.

P&G could decide in a joint venture with Universal to star the pair in Luz de Guía on Telemundo.  In a dramatically televised, prounouncement, Natalia finally confesses her undying love for Olivia, “Te amo ahora y para siempre.”  Olivia says, “Huh?”

OTALIA could star in an ABC After School Special where Emma writes a paper called My Two Mommies and the Dweeb That Won’t Go Away.

OTALIA could be moved to the Sci Fi Channel where they battle bigoted injustice and the Focus on the Family mutants who live in the mountains of Colorado.  Natalia would be transformed out of her farm dress and into red spandex, and Olivia would have super powers other than the two she wears up front.

MTV is a member of the Viacom family.  Could you see A Shot at Love with Natalia?  The twist here would be only Olivia and Frank vying for her affections.  How long do you think it would take Olivia to kick Frank out of that big old bed?

OTALIA could be given a recurring spot on the Lifetime network.  Neh, they would have to fight Susan Lucci and Deidra Hall for that, and let’s face it, it’s just not worth it.  OTALIA could sell homemade farm crap on The Home Shopping Network.  Nope, she would have to fight Susan Lucci again.

Bobby Flay shares the Food Network stage with OTALIA as he challenges Nat to a tuna noodle casserole throw-down.

OTALIA could star in a reality show where contestants work to manage their dead weight.  “Frank,” says a curiously familiar soap star, “you are the major LOSER!”

Showtime kills off Doris and puts Natalia in prison for the murder.  Natalia befriends a whacked-out inmate with a cartoon character voice named, Alice.  Olivia can’t help but notice the hot Brit who visits Alice on the same days she visits Natalia.  HELIVIA grows closer.

Team OTALIA on ESPN as Springfield debuts its newest WNBA franchise…or maybe badminton?  Volleyball?  Beach volleyball.  They could pull that off.

My fantasy performance, Crystal Chappell  guest hosts The View and bitch slaps Elizabeth Hasselbeck, Olivia style.

There is always the Internet.  The possibilities are endless.  The venture could be financed by putting up OTALIA dates on eBay.   Of course, those would have to be supervised visits.  Hmmm, wonder if President Obama ever thought about that for the housing crisis?  There could be a surplus.  Anyway, the internet is the perfect place for the OTALIA journey to continue its ride.  Anyone with an iPhone, Blackberry, or laptop can sit in the backseat while OTALIA drives.