Carly Cap No. 12 “Barly” and Me

Well, it’s time for the February sweeps story arcs to begin, and Tweetland is all a twitter with pimps and polls for the middle-aged Mayan marriage re-tread.  I, like many, was craving a heaping helping of independent Carly storyline, but instead, it seems like we will be fed a plate full of Barly this season.  [...]

Carly Cap #10 December 11, 2009 – Inertia

Simply stated, inertia means an object at rest will remain at rest until acted on by an outside force.  Even though this week’s Carly scenes with Justin produced a little agitation in the storyline, I’m still waiting for that swift kick to get this thing rolling.  I get the same feeling I did when watching [...]

Carly Cap #9 December 4, 2009 – Family Reunion

Carly tracks down Hopelessness to clear the air.  A snide Ms. Brady says she is having a hard time following and is confused about Carly’s intentions.  Perhaps she needs to eat more carbs.  Carly explains to Hope (once again) that she didn’t come back to Salem to steal her man.  She is moving out of [...]

Carly Cap #8 November 27, 2009 – The Facts of Life

In pursuit of the daughter Larry forced her to give up because she played doctor with a friend at a convention, Carly decides to move out of Bo’s house and rent a room from her old friend, Maggie Horton.  Carly explains to the melodramatic Mrs. Garrett that her last gig was canceled; she needs employment [...]

Carly Cap #6 November 13, 2009 – Jail Bait

This week in Carlyworld, we have been taken for the same no-thrill ride.  Carly was booked into jail, but not long enough to lament the first verse of Nobody Knows.  When did the FBI begin FastPass for international extradition?  I miss Guiding Light, at least when there was a passively progressive story, there was the [...]

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