Arrested Development: Serial Handcuffer Strikes Again!

There is a serial handcuffer on the loose at CBS, and it’s not the good kind.  I reported earlier that Crystal Chappell had been restrained in Springfield, and now it appears the network censors have traveled to Genoa City.

Take a look at the footage and the evidence will show there is no daytime conspiracy theory among producers of the dramas, but a networked effort to desexualize same-sex pairings.